February 25th, 2012 (in regards to February 24th)

"I swear, I could make porno movies with these dogs, and sell them to make lots of money"

February 25th, 2012

"The old condominium's bathroom had a skylight in it, and I would just lay naked in the bath tub and wave at all of the pilots who flew by"

The "old condominium" was only 12 years ago...

February 24th, 2012

In regards to my dogs, Grandma says: "They were under the bed having sex! I swear! I thinking their training to make a porno!"

January 28th, 2012

Grandma to Sisters boyfriend:

"Alex, have you seen how hideously ugly Nora looks in that wig? It's really awful"

The awkward moment when your girlfriend's grandmother asks you a trick question...

January 28, 2012

This is a blog started to record the darnedest things my Grandmother says